Sammy the Snail wins the lottery. He goes out and buys a Lamborghini. But because he is so ridiculously rich now he wants the car to be even more eyecatching, and he has the letter 'S' painted as large as possible on the sides.
Driving down the street in his flash car he certainly makes people look. As he speeds down the street through a police radar trap, one policeman looks at his colleague and remarks, 'Look at that S-car go!'
Simon tells me that this is one of his favourite jokes!? It was he who came up with the title for this blog post.
The snail on our bonnet was there one morning in September and we drove off without noticing it until on the road. I like to think he was enjoying having his little
antennae eye stalks flapping in the wind, like a dog sticking its head out the car window.
It's just a pity we drive a Ford and not a Nissan.